February 2012
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The Zygote Games
Katie: What you need is a GIANT inflatable fun house version of a woman's internal genitalia
Katie: and then each person wears a sperm costume
Katie: and they have to RUN THROUGH AN OBSTACLE COURSE
Katie: at the end they have to tackle a giant yoga ball
Me: KATIE YOU ARE WONDERFUL.
Katie: and you have to release like twenty people in there at once
Katie: and they have to fight to the death
Katie: and then you have people dressed up as leukocytes
Katie: and they TACKLE the people in the sperm costumes
Me: The Hunger Games: Fertilization Edition
Me: The Zygote Games
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Dedicated to aaamerah.
I’ve known you for like 20 minutes but you’ve inspired me more than I can say.
My crowning achievement
This was like a year and a half ago
I really love Anna.
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Note to Self: Dress up as John Green for Halloween 2012.
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birdblog:
Tuki, the new Moluccan Cockatoo at the rescue, very softly singing an unrecognizable tune. No idea what he’s singing, but it’s too adorable not to share.
Also, thanks to smoresmordre for telling me to download RealPlayer so I could share this video from Facebook (:
AAAWWWWWW
This made me happier than I’ve been in forever
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schermanfreak:
So… I wrote a song about Sherlock...
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Watcheffington:
In which I try to copy the perfectly fantastic way John Green pronounces his L’s.
LINDSAY FOUND IT. I LOVE YOU, Lindsay.
God, we spent like an hour looking for this last night. And she FOUND it.
Anyone who still idolizes Mike Lombardo, read this →
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ratherthanblank asked: I bought the Fault In Our Stars with your note in it! My sister and I made some more notes and put them in the remaining TFIoS because of your note! DFTBA!!!
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Curiouser and Curiouser: So I've suspected for... →
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hailmalthus:
He easily fits the DSM diagnostic criteria. And just a couple minutes ago, he said he wanted to go to sleep. My other roommate pointed out that he just woke up a little bit ago, and he explained that he just wanted to go back to sleep because he didn’t feel like doing anything else. I asked him if…
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hailmalthus:
He easily fits the DSM diagnostic criteria. And just a couple minutes ago, he said he wanted to go to sleep. My other roommate pointed out that he just woke up a little bit ago, and he explained that he just wanted to go back to sleep because he didn’t feel like doing anything else. I asked him if…
Most schools offer free counseling. You should either investigate that for...
An Unofficial Harry Potter Alliance PSA
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Our glow-in-the-dark Deathly Hallows Campaign t-shirts are not for the faint of heart… or those prone to fevers.
I’ve been in bed with a fever all day and I’ve had the curtains pulled closed so it’s all dark in my bedroom. I’ve been going in and out of sleep all day and every time I wake up, I FREAK OUT because my chest is GLOWING. It’s freaking terrifying when you’re feverish,...
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Jenny Owen Youngs’ new cd is out and...